Captain Um Bongo's definitions
A two faced pathological liar who thinks he's smarter than most people so perpetuates the lie thinking he won't be caught out.
"Steve claimed he played at LIve Aid in 1985 for The Style Council but I think he was being a Welly because when I saw the footage online he was nowhere to be seen"
by Captain Um Bongo September 4, 2019
Get the Wellymug.