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Definitions by Captain Trifucta

Cum Toxic 

The feeling of having too much of your own cum in your body due to the lack of ejaculation for a prolonged period of time (ie more than 1 day).

The natural result of the continued production of sperm and related fluids that build up in the body if not frequently released.
Yeah it was great hanging out with a bunch of cum toxic dudes this week...

Look here... I've got a double-loaded weapon and I'm not afraid to use it... I'm cum toxic!

I've got cum toxins coming out of my pores!
Cum Toxic by Captain Trifucta February 7, 2010

Double-Loaded Weapon 

A man who is headed out for a night on the town, and is cum toxic, in that he is experiencing the natural result of sperm and related fluids that have built up in the body without release.

A sexual weapon consisting of two repositories of ammunition and a single barrel, which is fully loaded.

A man headed out for a night on the town who strongly feels the need to release his ejaculatory fluids.
Look here, I haven't been able to jack off in three days and I've got a Double-Loaded Weapon! Lets go find some girls.