Captain Tom Awesome's definitions

Fat Tear

When you eat so much food that your new fat face puts too much pressure on your eyes that it create a natural tear. Only Realizing then that you shouldn't have gone all in on the bottomless nachos.

Are you sad Tom? No, that is just my Fat Tear from all those baby-back ribs just ate.

by Captain Tom Awesome August 27, 2016

Wikipedia Famous

When you have achieved fame enough that you name and bio can be found on Wikipedia.

"Kurt Loder is Wikipedia famous, who knew"
"Only cool people are Wikipedia famous"
"Your a nobody if your not at least Wikipedia Famous"

by Captain Tom Awesome October 20, 2008