Definitions by Captain Stroker

Covidacles 

The Greek god of drinking too much during a pandemic.

After six weeks of drinking every day during a pandemic John pronounced himself to be divine and from that moment forward his family was to refer to him as “Covidacles”.

Covidacles by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020

Quarantoxicated 

When a person or persons are forced to stay in their home with nothing better to do than consume alcohol.

I was going to take a shower this week during a pandemic but I got too Quarantoxicated to find the bathroom.

Quarantoxicated by Captain Stroker April 27, 2020