4 definitions by Captain Planet Jr
Verb
When a massive protest (approx. 60% or population) is staged against a president, resulting in the promised resignation of said president
to be a true Egyptian Impeachment, the protest MUST be met with gratuitous violence from said presidents supporters
When a massive protest (approx. 60% or population) is staged against a president, resulting in the promised resignation of said president
to be a true Egyptian Impeachment, the protest MUST be met with gratuitous violence from said presidents supporters
by Captain Planet Jr February 3, 2011
An alternate name for 2012 Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney. Almost exclusively used by fellow candidate Herman Cain. It is Thought that Cain is trying to trivialize Romney's run; or he is ignorant to Romney's actual name
"Mitt Rumley is a good Candidate and all, but i own some pizza joints!" - Herman Cain, on Mitt Romney
by Captain Planet Jr October 19, 2011
when a female, 16-25 years of age, becomes heavily intoxicated at a party and has semi-consentual sex with multiple men whom she does not know and will not remember
"mystery meat" refers to the strangers' penises and "buffet" refers to the multiple partners
this differs from "Statutory Rape" (less tham 16 years of age) and "how do i not have herpes yet" (older that 25)
"mystery meat" refers to the strangers' penises and "buffet" refers to the multiple partners
this differs from "Statutory Rape" (less tham 16 years of age) and "how do i not have herpes yet" (older that 25)
Girl 1: "Tina fell drank, like, 7 smirnoff ices, then she ate a mystery meat buffet til she puked on some dude and passed out"
Girl 2: "I hate it when that happens!"
Girl 2: "I hate it when that happens!"
by Captain Planet Jr April 16, 2011
the act of faking a heart attack (or other serious health problem) to make an excuse to get out of watching the horrible movie, Paul Blart: Mall Cop
1:Dude, i hear james had a heart attack!!
2:nawwww, he just faked it so he didnt have to watch that stupid movie, it was a Blart Attack
2:nawwww, he just faked it so he didnt have to watch that stupid movie, it was a Blart Attack
by Captain Planet Jr February 28, 2011