Definitions by Captain Nipply

Shovel Dick 

When you pull out of a girls ass and you have shit caked on you foreskin, you are said to have a bad case of shovel dick. This is because your dick now looks like a shovel after you've been digging a whole with it.

Mark had shovel dick after a night out with his mother.

Shovel Dick by Captain Nipply February 26, 2009