Definitions by Captain Neck

Its whats on the inside that counts

A phrase used by various men to win over a women and eventually get in the panties

Guy: Sarah you are so hot
Sarah: Thats all you see when you look at me?
Guy: No no, its whats on the inside that counts
Sarah: Awh you should come to my place later
Guy: *immediately granted with satisfaction*

Its whats on the inside that counts by Captain Neck February 6, 2015

turd hurdling 

The slight hop that occurs while on the toilet, aware of the splash your next turd will produce to avoid a wet ass

Guy 1: Dude i had a major dump coming so i stretched out my legs, ready to do some turd hurdling.

Guy 2: Dude im a state champ turd hurdler, never got a drop of water on my ass!

turd hurdling by Captain Neck February 5, 2015