mudgey

plump, somewhat busted, and/or badly put together...basically rating between 4-6 on an scale of 1-10

(after 10 drinks) I'm gonna grill that mudgey broad over there.

by Captain Mudge October 03, 2003

the jelly donut

busting the nut into the nostril and then punching full force into the nose to draw blood

I gave that bitch the jelly donut.

by Captain Mudge October 03, 2003