mudgey

plump, somewhat busted, and/or badly put together...basically rating between 4-6 on an scale of 1-10
(after 10 drinks) I'm gonna grill that mudgey broad over there.
by Captain Mudge October 03, 2003
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puss box

That mudgey broad dropped her puss box down on my pickle.
by Captain Mudge October 24, 2003
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