Captain Mortality's definitions
The ignorance of people that don’t know what the highbeam light on the dash of their car is, resulting in blinding oncoming traffic.
Passenger: Dude turn your highbeams off there’s other people on the road!
Driver: I didn’t know the jellyfish launcher meant my highbeams were on...
Driver: I didn’t know the jellyfish launcher meant my highbeams were on...
by Captain Mortality April 1, 2021
Get the jellyfish launchermug.