Captain Kerplunk's definitions

Anal-lysis

The process in which the anal sphincter is broken or ripped. Following anal-lysis the anus is termed, anal lysate.

Scientist "This study in anal sphincter control requires more anal-lysis"

by Captain Kerplunk May 7, 2011

lipswap

A derogatory term originating from Northern Canada, the original definition of which is lost. Used as a broad insult against geeks, gingers, environmentalists and homosexuals.

"What are you lipswaps doing in that swamp!!!??"

by Captain Kerplunk September 13, 2011