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Girth Brooks

A well endowed man, not only in length but width as well.

- a man with a codpiece that resembles the trunk of a redwood, never ending in length and unwavering in width from base to tip.

- sometimes used to describe the human pringles can.

- in Northeastern Tennessee, this is most widely know as a pseudonym for a country man with an enormous codpiece.
Rick's dick is so big, that when he slid it up in her, he still had two hands on the base. It was like a fat kid wearing a shmedium shirt. Now Rick is known as Girth Brooks.
by Captain Kack n Bahlz January 12, 2020
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