Captain Jim T. Rustles's definitions

Hobbiting

THE ACT OF SMOKING, DRINKING, AND MUNCHING OUT IN ONE SITTING.

"Aragorn can we stop for second midday lunch? We just finished smoking and we are hungry."
"Damn Hobbit, stop smoking your pipeweed!!"
"But we were Hobbiting this morning!!!"

by Captain Jim T. Rustles November 14, 2013