Captain Hats's definitions

The Princess and The Pea

A sexual position in which the female lies on a bed, masturbating so profusely that the mattress bounces up and down, while the male lies under the bed with the tip of his erect member against the mattress. This continues until both parties climax.

"Helga and I did the Princess and the Pea the other night, and when we were done, we started the Red Riding Hood."

by Captain Hats October 30, 2017