Definitions by Captain Crunch-Onpussy

Shizonk

When the mans penis gets stuck in the womans tight ass dry pussy.

Last night I was fuckin the shit outta Bethany, and we ended up in a shizonk 10 min into the thing. Guess she can't handle the "monster"

hehehehehehehhehehehe, said Dr. Seuss.

Shizonk by Captain Crunch-Onpussy October 16, 2008