Captain Carlton Von Suck Hag's definitions

Zac Taylor

On a scale of Man to Shit, Bengals coach Zac Taylor ranks just above liquid feces. He’s incapable of not sucking, and his incompetence is only rivaled by Mike Brown. His failures, while copious, lack a modicum of intrigue. His wife hangs out at shit hole bars.

Well we just got back on the road after taking a massive Zac Taylor.

by Captain Carlton Von Suck Hag September 20, 2021