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A girls poop tube that has a raging case of thrush. It's the combination of cheese and chocolate that makes it so very "Très French".
I was so drunk last night that I banged a girl with a 'French Donut'. A trip to the chemist for some anti-fungal cream will hold back the dick cheese from setting in.
by Captain Benno May 20, 2010
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