Definitions by Captain Asshat

ninja pirate 

If one of these existed, he would be the coolest person on the planet. All would bow down to him or be destroyed by his laser eyes.

The Ninja pirate practices ninjitsu on the high seas.

ninja pirate by Captain Asshat April 25, 2005

Bwned 

Being beaten at baseball by the Boston Red Sox.

The Yankees got Bwned in the last ALCS.

Bwned by Captain Asshat April 25, 2005