Captain Anal's definitions

Mud Tent

Verb: To shit your pants / smell really bad

1. Dude I think Steve just pitched a mud tent. =/

2. I might be pitching a muddy tent later if I eat that burrito.

by Captain Anal November 18, 2010

Sloppy Steve

When a man / woman receives anal and attempts to take a shit during the process. The shit will squeeze out and form play doh like clumps in which the impaler plays with.

Dude do you smell how good we just sloppy steve'd?

by Captain Anal October 18, 2010