1 definition by Captain Canoe
(noun) An overweight caucasian male with a propensity for eating (usually cheesesteaks, sub sandwiches, or both) and supporting his local sports team. Most commonly found in the Philadelphia area but rumored to exist throughout the United States of America. Can be identified by their inclination to cause havoc when their favored sports team wins or loses, suppressed anger expressed through road rage, and their affinity for drunkeness.
Rocky: Ay yo, Adrian, you going to the city today or what?
Adrian: No way! There's an Eagles game today and I know the stupid hoagies are going to be out and acting like buffoons.
Man, a bunch of hoagies just flipped my car over! I hate it when the Phillies win the World Series.
Adrian: No way! There's an Eagles game today and I know the stupid hoagies are going to be out and acting like buffoons.
Man, a bunch of hoagies just flipped my car over! I hate it when the Phillies win the World Series.
by Captain Canoe April 12, 2009