Capt. Torque's definitions

gomer

taking a shit in the woods

Person 1: "Oh man oh man, i gotta go real fuckin bad but there aint any toilets!"

Person 2: "So go gomer."

by Capt. Torque August 23, 2004

gomer

a teenage guy who is "not all there", as we say. okay to talk to, but sometimes he just acts lost.

jeez hunter, you're such a gomer.

by Capt. Torque August 23, 2004