Definitions by Capt. Beefheart

Staunching 

To Staunch

This haapens in many nightclubs especially in Australia and New Zealand, where steroid bloated body builders stand around with their arms crossed and flexed shouldering anyone who walks past.

The music was great last night but those fags kept staunching me everytime I walked past.

Staunching by Capt. Beefheart April 15, 2005

adhesivize

A friend you cannot get rid of.

Mike turned up univited again last night, what an adhesive little shit.

adhesivize by Capt. Beefheart April 15, 2005