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A person who spends every hour of every day on the internet trying to record random girls on webcam and making friends with other geeky/lonely pervs.

This person has no life,friends,or social skills period.They are virgins who often wish they could get a girl in real life but are incapable of speaking to females in reality which is why they see internet females as targets because they never have to face them in real life and can get away with thinking or calling them whatever they want without being bitch slapped or jumped by her boyfriend.This is why they will never get a girlfriend in real life.

"who needs real women when you have the internet!"

Cappers tend to act like "internet tough guys" and very hypocritical calling internet heroes losers when in fact they spend on average 3 times as much time online as any internet hero,they fail to look at their own life failures and brush it off on others who don't agree with what they are doing.

Once you turn into a capper you are doomed to spend at the very least the next 5 years of your life obsessing over coming home and jumping right on the computer instantly and going on the internet 24/7 until you become an adult and either remain an addicted pedophile who can't do anything else with their life or a lonely pedophile who can only dream of the past.

Cappers will never get lives and will just laugh all their problems away while spending 24/7 on the internet and will grow up to become stars of Datelines To Catch Predator
Example 1:

Capper: omg look at those tits fap fap fap ill just record this so i can fap harder next week!
Cappers mom: billy come down for dinner
Capper: not now mom im talking to someone on myspace

Example 2:

Cappers parents:Billy we're going to a party tonight there will be cake,pie,girls,celebrities,all the girls you like from school,and hookers giving out free blowjobs to everyone would you like to come?

Capper: psshh yea right and miss a possible whore showing her boobs on the internet?like i would ever give that up for anything
by Capper McCapper February 27, 2010
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