You knocked the ashtray over again you dorkaloon!
by Capn Chronic the CrazyCoolChronicCrusader December 17, 2017

An unreachable plateau of utter coolness in which one can't quench the cool quality of the cool being in lamens terms, I'm fuckin cool and you'll never be as cool as me...
You can smoke some crack and think you're cool but only the utter cool can be crazycool...are you cool with that? There's no crazycool like the Capn's coolcrazy!
by Capn Chronic the CrazyCoolChronicCrusader August 20, 2005
