Cap Alone's definitions

Baritone

Medium-sized brass instrument, mainly recognizable by the fact that it is NOT an euphonium. The baritone is its smaller brother - and naming it as such is astonishingly silly, as the baritone sounds like a digimon on acid if played to high. Some brittish people are known to make them sound decent, though. May or may not have four valves.

Indecent man: "Say, good sir, is that a baritone i spot under your arm?

You: "NO IT'S NOT IT'S A BLOODY EUPHONIUM F**K U"

or

The baritone was mounted on top of a pyramid of several baritones when, suddenly, an euphonium entered from above, for it would smite them to the ground and grow lillies from their valves.

by Cap Alone January 12, 2011