Definitions by Cap’n Cuntch

Squeezing an edloaf 

While taking a dump, having to clinch up your butt, breaking or “squeezing” your doodie log off, in order to end your poop before you are actually finished. (Usually resulting in excessive wiping and dingleberries.)

I’m squeezing an edloaf, if I’m going to catch the bus. No leisurely pooping for this cowboy today!

Squeezing an edloaf by Cap’n Cuntch February 22, 2020