Definitions by Cap'n David William Crunch
Beejay
Beejay by Cap'n David William Crunch April 17, 2009
Mormons
Ye olde English Waye of saying ye Moron.
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Nice dudes, that try to brainwash you. Next thing you know you're a nice dude that's trying to brainwash someone!
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Nice dudes, that try to brainwash you. Next thing you know you're a nice dude that's trying to brainwash someone!
Mormon Dude 1:
Hello Sir. We're Morons, UGH sorry, we're Mormons.
Mormon Dude 2:
We want to tell you all about the book of Mormon.
You:
Okay, come in...
****A FEW YEARS LATER****
You:
Hello Sir!
Mormon Dude 3:
We're here to tell you all about the book of Mormon!
Hello Sir. We're Morons, UGH sorry, we're Mormons.
Mormon Dude 2:
We want to tell you all about the book of Mormon.
You:
Okay, come in...
****A FEW YEARS LATER****
You:
Hello Sir!
Mormon Dude 3:
We're here to tell you all about the book of Mormon!
Mormons by Cap'n David William Crunch April 12, 2009
Pilsner
Short for Pilsner Urquell. Since 1843 it has satisfied our taste for good beer. Pilsner is just about the only Czech product imported into the United States.
Frank:
I need a beer....
Dave:
Let's get a Pilsner!
Frank:
Yeah, it's expensive, but better then Bud, the ***start of sarcastic voice*** "king" of beers ***end sarcastic voice***
David:
Hehehe...
I need a beer....
Dave:
Let's get a Pilsner!
Frank:
Yeah, it's expensive, but better then Bud, the ***start of sarcastic voice*** "king" of beers ***end sarcastic voice***
David:
Hehehe...
Pilsner by Cap'n David William Crunch April 12, 2009