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Can't Stand Tejas's definitions

Texas

1.) The only thing bigger down there is the sales tax, barren land and bugs.

2.) The only State to FAIL as is own nation and come crawling back.

3.) Where you can't find a tree larger then a bush.

4.) Largest State in the lower 48 with the least amount of public land.

5.) Home to some of the cheapest property at about $400 USD/Acre because its useless desert.
This place sucks, but at least we are not in Texas.
by Can't Stand Tejas October 10, 2009
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