yellow page

A telephone directory with the slogan "let your fingers do the walking"

Taken litteraly it is to poke or finger bang a vagina.

"Bro so did you yellow page her last night?"
"Yeah i let my fingers do the walking"

by Campbell on the loose January 1, 2008

PISS SNAKE

The stream of urine which "snakes" accros the pavement wile you are pissing in the corner of a shop window on the way home drunk. Yeah you know you have done it.

1."Woah guys watch out theres a piss snake ahead."

2."Woooo hooo check out my piss snake its gona tangle with your shoelaces dude"

by Campbell on the loose January 2, 2008

soapboxing

Having sex in the shower or bath while washing

"Hey why dont we shower togehter and save water? "
"Yeah great idea, you can soapbox me."
"mmmm soapboxing is one sure way to get clean as a whistle"

by Campbell on the loose January 2, 2008