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Captain Hook

when a man loves himself so much that he must have sex with himself by curving his erection into a hook and penetrate himself in the anus.
Dude, I was staring at myself in the mirror and i had no choice but to give myself a captain hook.
by Cale Mays April 9, 2005
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