Definitions by Cadet '92
Chili Island
Before taking a shit at work or public place (typically after homemade chili night), you throw some toilet paper in the bowl. Thus allowing the shit to stay above water longer, so all those who follow can enjoy the sweet, sweet aroma.
Chili Island by Cadet '92 October 20, 2014
Skin Mittens
When trying to define how fat a girl is by the size of her fingers, because you can't fully see her entire body.
Such as setting in a car, behind a bar, ect.
Her fingers are so fat they look like mittens made of skin.
Such as setting in a car, behind a bar, ect.
Her fingers are so fat they look like mittens made of skin.
"Dude check out the chick next to us, she's kinda hot."
"No way bro, look at how big her fingers are, she's probably fat."
"You're right, she looks like she's wearing SKIN MITTENS"
"No way bro, look at how big her fingers are, she's probably fat."
"You're right, she looks like she's wearing SKIN MITTENS"
Skin Mittens by Cadet '92 November 12, 2011