Definitions by Cactus wank

Peanut butter shit 

Diarrhea so fucking bad that it resembles peanut butter that has been thrown against the wall.

I just took a gigantic peanut butter shit and it felt so good

Peanut butter shit by Cactus wank August 19, 2016

Cummy mummy 

When a guy cumms on strips of toilet paper and his partner proceeds to wrap themselves in the wet strips

Jon: " I throughly enjoy a good cummy mummy"

Cummy mummy by Cactus wank August 11, 2016