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Definitions by CT Vigilante

Hilarious variation of the word dork.
A rude, obnoxious, self-righteous and sexist female.
Describes a pseudo-woman (often spelled w-o-m-y-n by the mentally challenged) who espouses the views of pseudo-feminist Andrea Dworkin, which essentially states that all heterosexual sex is rape, men are evil, all women are victims...ad nauseam.
A dwork's primary message is: "I hate ALL men and my hate is the prettiest hate on Earth."
A dwork's mission goal is self-justification, the destruction of heterosexual relationships and lesbian recruitment through hatred, mistrust, jealousy and animosity. Their ultimate goal (Final Solution) is gendercide.
Dworks are commonly referred to in the heterosexual community as "the after-birth of the feminist movement."
In reality, dworks do little more than damage the image and causes of REAL feminists and REAL lesbians.
Which sucks because the real ones are pretty cool.
Dwork: Hegemony, blah,blah. Oppression, blah, blah. Romance is when the rapist bothers to buy a bottle of wine...that's why I eat pussy!
Men: Like we didn't see that coming! What a total fucking dwork! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
dwork by CT Vigilante July 4, 2006

sloppy pussy

A nasty looking pussy.
The typical ones look like somebody stuffed a handful of sliced roast beef into her hole.
Sloppy pussies can benefit humanity, however. If the owner of the pussy is an organ donor, the extra skin can easliy be fabricated into replacement ears for burn victims.
That chicks got major league sloppy pussy!!!
Looks like she got fucked by a taffy puller!!
sloppy pussy by CT Vigilante July 4, 2006
Clitler: Death to men!!!
NOW members: Heil Clitler! Heil Clitler! Heil Clitler!
Clitler by CT Vigilante July 4, 2006
A state run program that, despite it's official charter of protecting children, protects abusive women.
They openly discriminate against fathers and have probably killed more children they've "claimed" to have helped.

Their formula is simple:
Mommy= Innocent victim who always tells the truth.
Daddy= Evil person who always lies.
Child= Insignificant.
Steve: Hey Bob, what happened when you called DCF about your ex-wife dying cigarettes out on your daughter?
Bob: They said, over and over, that I wasn't mandated to make a referral. Then they said I was a jealous ex-husband and everything in her home was "appropriate". I had to bring her back to her mother. They also said I shouldn't have visitation rights.
dcf by CT Vigilante May 31, 2006

penis extension 

A descriptive term for an expensive vehicle owned by a man, said by a woman who has a pussy so big you could fit a car in it.
Woman:(sarcastic) Hey, nice penis extension you've got there!
Man: STFU and spread your legs so I can park, it's starting to rain!