a penis so huge, when erect, it drains all the blood from the head and makes the owner pass out. Pulls chicks like a motherfucking magnet
Ben: Why is my penis so shriveled and pathetic :(
Gooey: Dont blame me, blame gayhair! He sucks the life out of his friends penises to create an almighty superpenis!
Ben: I wish I had a gayhair knob :(