Definitions by CSKA Wolfcocks
Wolfcockery
Wolfcockery (noun, /ˈwʊlf.kɒk.ər.i/)
The art — or dark science — of a soccer team converging with suspicious synchronicity to score a goal (or achieve an objective), whether through genuine collective brilliance or methods that would make a referee squint and a VAR technician reach for their coffee.
The art — or dark science — of a soccer team converging with suspicious synchronicity to score a goal (or achieve an objective), whether through genuine collective brilliance or methods that would make a referee squint and a VAR technician reach for their coffee.
Well done for getting the soccer pitch booked for us! Not sure how you did it, but that's some top Wolfcockery
Wolfcockery by CSKA Wolfcocks May 27, 2026