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Clown Kiss

Whist a lady is on a heavy flow day and a preferably dapper gentleman is taking advantage of this natural contraceptive, said lady aggressively jumps off of her mount and stamps her vagina on the mans chest, establishing a hint of dominance, levity, and a fond memory the gentlemen can wear the rest of the day.
I'm on cloud nine, I've got a clown kiss under this awesome 90's rugby shirt I'm wearing.
by COS 87 March 30, 2017
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