COS 87's definitions

Clown Kiss

Whist a lady is on a heavy flow day and a preferably dapper gentleman is taking advantage of this natural contraceptive, said lady aggressively jumps off of her mount and stamps her vagina on the mans chest, establishing a hint of dominance, levity, and a fond memory the gentlemen can wear the rest of the day.

I'm on cloud nine, I've got a clown kiss under this awesome 90's rugby shirt I'm wearing.

by COS 87 March 30, 2017