Definitions by COGS champion.

Porthos

A woman who is payed to sleep with a man named "Velox". You can see these two tards in COGS chat. Velox being the arsey power hungry piece of shit. Porthos being the paid woman/half man in it.

You are such a porthos. i feel sorry for you

Porthos by COGS champion. February 14, 2004