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similar to a couch potato. A way to describe a girl that does nothing but lays there while having sex.
Guy 1 Dude that girl didnt move at all when i was banging her
Guy 2 Dude she sounds like such a "crotch potato"
Guy 2 Dude she sounds like such a "crotch potato"
by CDS the man from MD August 23, 2010
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