Portuguese Hogtie

A sexual act which involves a man chasing his wife or girlfriend around the bedroom and tackling her, after which he ties her up using nothing but his penis. This should not be attempted if your penis is less than 10 feet long.
Derek is one only guy I know who can pull off the Portuguese Hogtie, his cock is 15 feet long.
by CDRTickledick December 03, 2022
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Adjustable Wrench

An adjustable wrench or crescent wrench is a type of wrench that is made to be adjustable to several different sizes, allowing the user to carry one wrench rather than several. Under certain circumstances, an adjustable wrench may be considered a suitable replacement for a hammer, at which point it is then known as an adjustable hammer.
Bobby, hand me that adjustable wrench. I need to loosen this drain plug.
by CDRTickledick February 25, 2021
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Radioactive Horse Piss

A rare type of possibly expired diesel fuel, the origins of which are unknown. Typically found in shitty old Fords in Albertan oilfields.
Before we fire this old piece of shit up, we gotta see if she's got any Radioactive Horse Piss in her tank.
by CDRTickledick June 23, 2020
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