CDC Animal Diseases Department's definitions

Snake Aids

Snake Aids is a mental disease which the infected slowly become snakes. All snakes carry snake aids, and if bitten you will be infected. Snake aids is an std, and can be spread by other animals. There is no cure to snake aids, but there are vaccines, though only the rich and powerful are permitted to get.

Man, I can't believe you got snake aids from that snake, how much time do you have left?

by CDC Animal Diseases Department April 12, 2021