ASSMALLOW

A Hispanic chick with a booty like a marsh mallow.

Sometimes used sarcastically towards lanky bitches, insulting them dramatically.

Alfie - Hey John Galord, have you seen Melisa yesterday? she had a damn good assmallow mmmm soo plum and full, I just couldn't resist.

John Gaylordn- Alfie, the only assmallow you can get is yo moms bony ass

rinds!

by CAPS March 29, 2016

Snatch Wagon

A juvenile slang word for prostitute

"Dude I totally banged (name) last night"
"That's not a good thing, (name) is a huge fucking snatch wagon"

by CAPS March 29, 2016

spludge

when cum drools all over your hand

i had a wank last night and spludge just drooled onto my hand before i gave it a good licking

by CAPS March 29, 2016