Definitions by C.W. Smith

Judi Dench 

With absolutely no deference to the dame it references, a Judi Dench is a colossal bowel movement.

He left a big Judi Dench in the toilet for everyone to admire.
See Irvine Welsh's novel FILTH for further elaboration.

Judi Dench by C.W. Smith May 21, 2004