Definitions by Bwana B.

Rusty Musket 

A condition created when your menstrual chick won't let you bang her with the lights on, you splooge, then go to the bathroom, flip on the light and your pud is covered in blood - you've been given a "Rusty Musket"

Penelope wouldn't let me bang her with the lights on so I pounded her pink palpitating pudding until it proplapsed, but she got even, she gave me a "Rusty Musket".

Rusty Musket by Bwana B. February 7, 2007

Sloppy Poppy 

Ejaculating with such huge force and volume in your chick's mouth that it causes her to gag and throw up on your recently emptied wang..

Alene barfed and gave me a "sloppy poppy" after I spewed like a firehose in her throat

Sloppy Poppy by Bwana B. November 25, 2005