ButtholeTongueStuck's definitions

Gishgemfloofneer

A traditional holiday which takes place around the same time as Christmas.

One of the most prime traditional activities of this holiday is having the primal male of each family having a skating competition in skirts.

The traditional meal is a roasted pig on ice cream cake

Man 1: We don't know what Christmas is!

Man 2: We have something called Gishgemfloofneer!

by ButtholeTongueStuck June 15, 2021

Yiff

When an insane person rapes an animatronic fox

Phone face: Employee don't yiff the fox

Employee: I'm gonna yiff the fox

Phone face: You're fired

by ButtholeTongueStuck May 25, 2021

Shadow Kaiser

A figure head with de jure power, but is unable to assert it de facto wise

Person 1: Did you hear that Wilhelm II abdicated?
Person 2: Matters not, he was but a shadow kaiser!

by ButtholeTongueStuck February 12, 2024