Definitions by Butter Razor

Lazy Windshield Wiper 

When your balls are too heavy to do a full helicopter rotation with your dick, so your penis just flops over in a half circle- much like a sad, lazy windshield wiper.

Tyler tried to cheer me up, so he whipped out the lazy windshield wiper.

Lazy Windshield Wiper by Butter Razor April 22, 2019