Sociophile

A person that is so absorbed in others, yet in such a shallow manner as to mimic social networks, so that the person never knows a person as a human, but as a username.

These people tend to be vindictive and rarely move from their friend groups. They seem to think on a 2 dimensional plane similar to the Internet encounters: like and dislike.

Sociophiles have a knack for stirring up drama.
Dude 1: Why does this little dweeb keep acting like I were friends?

Dude 2: He's a sociophile man: you said hi, and he accepted the friend request.
by Butcher•D, boooiiiii January 07, 2016
mugGet the Sociophilemug.

Greened Out

When you get so high you simply forget what happened last night
Muchacho Uno: Hey, do you think I left my credit card at Taco Bell?

Muchacho Dos: We went to Taco Bell?

...

Señorita 1: Muchacho Dos, don't worry I greened out too.
by Butcher•D, boooiiiii January 07, 2016
mugGet the Greened Outmug.