Burt n'Ernie's definitions

Slash Thompson

The dumb, bitchy, crappy guitarist of the evil band Guns n'Roses, and Velvet Revolver who butchered Negative Creep.

Attributes include big black curly hair, a top hat, a black ancestry, a few rings, and a stupid face.

Tom: Dude I can't play Smoke on the Water 'cause I'm soooo hammered.
Burt: Oh, Golly Gee, you are suuuuuch a Slash Thompson.

by Burt n'Ernie December 23, 2004