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Bag of Newtons

Portable transportation device (a.k.a. zip-lock bag) for your nuggs of chronic.

That Phish concert would've been 10 times more bitchin' if I had remembered my Bag of Newtons.

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The action of getting a blow job on the drive home from some event or party after laying your mack on some slut.

I bro-ed out so much at that party, I totally got some ridin' home dome from that sorority skank.

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