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Definitions by Burrito Bandit

Microwaveable Burrito 

The second most unhealthy type of microwaveable foods. Delicious and satisfying, but capable of ruining your digestive normality. You're better off taking a laxitive, but what tastes better.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm so hungry...

Guy 2: Go eat a microwaveable burrito.