Definitions by Bumsnorkler

wedgehead 

A Wedgehead is a member of the British Army's Royal Engineers. The expression dates back to when the Royal Artillery ran away in Crimea forcing the Engineers to rescue their guns before the Russians stole them. In the chaos, they used dead infantry officers' bodies to wedge the wheels to stop the cannons rolling downhill.

See that Wedgehead over there? He is thick as mince and a complete waste of rations.

wedgehead by Bumsnorkler March 4, 2019

bumsnorkler 

Bumsnorkling is a practice common in the British Armed Forces. The activity increases to a frenzied peak immediately prior to any annual reports or appraisals.

That brown nosing twat goes utter bumsnorkler beserker when his OJAR is being written.

bumsnorkler by Bumsnorkler March 1, 2019