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Nutty Putty

Nutty Putty is a catastrophic anal-fisting fail where the giver's hand and forearm get permanently wedged inside the receiver's rectum. Nutty Putty borrows its name from the Utah cave where a caver died stuck upside-down in a narrow passage - same trapped panic, but with less limestone and more sphincter. Once that fist goes in at a bad angle, any attempt to pull out creates a vacuum seal that sucks the arm deeper, turning a simple J-Job (the overconfident elbow-deep plunge) into a full-blown Muppet Job (fingers so deep they bulge the belly like a hand-puppet, except the puppeteer cant withdraw). A Nutty Putty situation means screaming, wasted cooking oil, a hunched crab-walk, and frantic Googling of how to unstick a fist. Resolution usually involves an ER surgical extraction or just accepting your new life with a permanent internal roommate.

Example: Dave gave his boyfriend a quick J-Job, hit a dead end, and triggered a full Muppet Job—total Nutty Putty. They tried butter and dish soap, but the paramedics still laugh about it.

Nutty Putty by Bum Slug July 2, 2026